Femboy Link Zelda: Exclusive Must-Have Art

So this femboy Link Zelda thing started as a joke between us, right, but then he actually showed up at my place in this little green tunic and blonde wig, and I swear I forgot how to breathe for a second. He had these thigh-high boots and a sword strapped to his back, playing it all shy and innocent, but the second I pulled him close by the belt, that act dropped. His skin was warm under the tunic, and when I lifted it over his head, he was already half-hard, pale and smooth everywhere. We didn’t even make it to the bed, just stumbled back against the wall, my hands on his hips, his fingers tangled in my hair. He kept whispering this breathy little hey, listen in my ear like it was the funniest thing, and honestly, I was laughing and gasping at the same time. The way he moved, slow and teasing at first, then desperate, like he’d been thinking about this for weeks. Afterward we just lay there on the floor, his wig all crooked, both of us sweaty and grinning like idiots. It was messy, a little ridiculous, and way better than either of us expected.