College Rules: Must-Have Guide to Best Campus Life

My college rules were completely rewritten that night when my roommate, a stunning brunette, pulled me into her room after a frat party and confessed she’d been watching me all semester, and before I could even process it, she was on her knees, her mouth warm and eager, and I remember gripping the doorframe as she took me deep, her tongue doing things I didn’t know were possible, and then she stood up, peeled off her tank top, and pushed me onto the bed, climbing on top with this hungry look, and we moved together in this frantic, sweaty rhythm, her hips rolling against mine while she whispered things that made my head spin, and when she finally came, she dug her nails into my shoulders and let out this shaky breath, and we just lay there tangled in her sheets, laughing quietly about how we’d never look at dorm life the same way again, and honestly, that night taught me more about college rules than any orientation ever could.