Играл в доту, а она отсосала мне)

So there I was, just casually playing Dota, fully locked into the match, when she just slid off her chair and went for it without a single word—playing Dota suddenly became the most surreal experience of my life, because here I am trying to focus on my last hits while she’s working her magic down there, and let me tell you, my brain was completely short-circuiting between the game sounds in my headset and the wet, warm sensations pulling all my attention away from the screen, and I honestly had to mute my mic because I knew I was making some pretty embarrassing sounds, but the way she looked up at me with those eyes while keeping that steady rhythm, right there in my gaming chair with the keyboard clacking away, it was this perfect mix of hilarious and incredibly hot, and the way she teased me by pausing every time I tried to say something just made it even more intense, leaving me totally wrecked by the time the match ended.